Hahaha.
You’re going to regret making that bet, anon.
Alright, so. Unsolved rubik’s cube, yes?
….
Oh look, I solved it.
This rubik’s cube and I are close friends, silly anon.
I understand it, and can help it solve it’s problems.
Now pay up. I do believe you owe me “a million fucking dollars.”
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
reblogging for the story
Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.
(via imgTumble)The first one… Holy shit.
omfg
this is actually the most meaningful thing anyone could ever reblog on tumblr
The last one…
wow…
* uncontrollable sobbing*
“Not now, John” Sherlock was staring the Doctor while Dean, Sam and John were looking at him. “As I thought. You’ve regenerated”
“New face. New body. New hair, and still not ginger!” the Doctor said and messed his own hair. “So, I heard you were looking for me. What do you need me for?”
